(DW) According to Producer Tom Dowd, the Second, All-Instrumental Part of This Song Was

(DW) According to producer Tom Dowd, the second, all-instrumental part of this song was recorded three weeks after the first. That part, starting with a piano introduction, features two simultaneous guitar solos, including one by Duane Allman using harmonics. The first part is best-known for its seven-note riff, and its first line asks “What do you do when you get lonely?” In the chorus, it asks its addressee, “Darling, won't you ease my worried mind?” For 10 points, name this hit for Derek and the Dominos written by Eric Clapton.
ANSWER: “Layla”

[Already a lot of Beatles in this tournament.]
(DL) In one segment, one star's aunt eats spaghetti from a shovel. Victor Spinetti appears in it as a sergeant, having played a TV director and Prof. Foot in the stars' previous films. Airing it in black and white caused the “Flying” segment to look shapeless, but ratings did not improve when the BBC showed it in color. Death Cab For Cutie takes its name from a song in it by the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band. Beginning with an invocation for everyone to “roll up” for the title event, and including “Fool on the Hill” and “I Am the Walrus,” FTP, name this 1967 TV movie, the first major failure for the Beatles.
ANSWER: Magical Mystery Tour

(BG) This man, originally named James Newell Osterburg, starred in many television shows such as The Adventures of Pete & Pete and American Dad, and movies such as The Rugrats Movie and Dead Man. However, he is better known for his music, performing with groups such his high school band, The Iguanas. His more popular group, The Stooges, was voted as the 78th Greatest Rock 'n Roll artists of all time by Rolling Stone. For ten points, name this man known as The Godfather of Punk.
ANSWER: Iggy Pop

[Duplicate with Mike's Offspring audio bonus]
(BG) Although their self-titled debut album in 1989 wasn't largely successful, their second album, entitled Ignition was. This album brought the hit song Smash which brought them fame across America. Some of their other albums may include hits such as Beheaded and Hypodermic. Started by band members David Kriesel and Brian “Dexter” Holland, for ten points, name this band who will be releasing an album in the summer or fall of this year, and is most commonly known for the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy.
ANSWER: The Offspring

(BG) Considered to be one of the “big four” of the thrash metal bands, the two founders of this band found the title in a high school textbook and claimed that it sounded “sufficiently evil.” They saw a surge in sales records in late-2002 into early 2003, even though the bands last completed album at that time came out in 1998. They later released a new album, titled We've Come for you All in May of 2003 which reached 112th on Billboards Top 200. For ten points, name this band that was very loosely linked to bioterrorism because of their name.
ANSWER: Anthrax

[Duplicate with other bonus]
(DL) They're last seen on a bus in a belated attempt to respond to Judge Kilbracken's outburst, and first arrive in response to a garbled line about a cross beam on the treadle. They arrest Marjorie Wilde, but Biggles and Fang's use of The Soft Cushions and The Comfy Chair get them no where, as torture is apparently not among their chief weapons of fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency and an almost-fanatical devotion to the Pope. FTP, name this group that no one expects, created by Monty Python, that does not include Torquemada.
ANSWER: The Spanish Inquisition

[Repeat with another Al Borland tossup]
(DGr) This character's family includes his twin brother Cal and his unseen but morbidly obese mother. A part-owner of Harry's Hardware, he may have been based on Norm Abram in his dry personality, competence, plaid flannel shirts, and beard, which he did not have in the first episode of the fictional television program he is part of. For 10 points, name this sidekick to Tim Taylor on "Tool Time," played by Richard Karn on the sitcom Home Improvement.
ANSWER: Albert Borland (accept either part of the name)

3. (DW) Team and year required. This team's second-highest-paid player was Doug West, who averaged a whopping 5.8 ppg, and almost $2.75 million went to Carl Herrera, who was waived after four games. Over $7.2 million was invested in the first year of a long-term deal with a 7-footer nicknamed “Big Country”, and Shareef Abdur-Rahim led the league in turnovers. Their only noteworthy accomplishment was entirely the lockout's fault; they surely would have gone better than 1-31 in the 32 unplayed games. For 10 points, name this team that holds the post-1949 NBA record for fewest wins, who would leave for Memphis two years later after the 2000-01 season.
ANSWER: (1998-)1999VancouverGrizzlies (accept either city or nickname)

[Check for duplicate with Casey's bonus]
(DL) This locale hosted the first game of the 1994 World Cup, the Grateful Dead's final concert, and the 1927 Long Count Fight between Gene Tunney and Jack Dempsey. It more famously saw its home team beat the Rams in the 1985 NFC Championships before they beat the Packers for their only Super Bowl. Also home of the MLS's Fire and scheduled to re-open from its reconstruction next year with a game between nearby Northern Illinois and Iowa, FTP, name this stadium on Lake Shore Drive, home of the Chicago Bears, which commemorates Americans who have died at war.
ANSWER: Soldier Field

(DL) Its radio presenters are Sam Lloyd and Nick Dye, reporting from the “Crow's Nest.” Its Court 2 “Graveyard of Champions” is known for upsets, particularly in 1997 when the streaker-interrupted Men's Final was between unseeded Malivai Washington and Richard Krajicek. Between 1982 and 1996, Conchita Martinez was the only female champion other than Navratilova and Graf, and unlike other grand slams, female champions are still paid less than male ones. Won four straight times by Roger Federer and renowned for its strawberries and cream, FTP, name this premier grass tournament, played in England.
ANSWER: The Championships, Wimbledon

[Duplicate with Dan's NASCAR bonus]
(BG) Born with an official first name of Ralph, he didn't start his career until the age of 17. He began racing in the NASCAR Busch Series in 1996 at Myrtle Beach and won his first NASCAR Championship in 1998. When he earned his championship, he became part of the only three-generation family to all win NASCAR Championships. He then moved up to what is currently known as the Nextel Cup Series in 2000, but lost the Rookie of the Year title to Matt Kenseth. For ten points, name this NASCAR Driver, the only one to win the Most Popular Driver Award since Bill Elliot withdrew himself from the field in 2002.
ANSWER: Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (Do not accept Dale Earnhardt)

[I believe AC Milan already came up in a bonus]
(AH) The first one was in 1908 and resulted in a two-to-one score, and a famously lopsided result to this event occurred in 1918 when the older club prevailed, eight-to-one. This last occurred on March 11 2007, and saw an early goal by Ronaldo, who became the only player to score a goal for both sides in this game. During this matchup in the 2005 Champions League, a flare hurled from the second deck struck goalkeeper Dida, and after zero-to-zero and one-to-one draws in the 2003 Champions league, the older side ironically advanced on away goals. FTP, name this regular feature of Serie A play, a derby matchup that features two teams, Inter and AC, from the same Italian city.
ANSWER: MilanDerby or Derby della Madonnina (accept equivalents to “game between AC and Inter Milan” before the teams are mentioned)

[Change to a tossup just on Gears of War]
(JW) He wore the Cougars number 83 when playing professional thrashball, but his career ended after Emergence Day. Enlisting in the military, he cares little for waiting around, and always takes the most direct route to fighting the locust hordes. FTP name this Gears of War character that has a nickname taken from the name of a famous jazz saxophonist.
ANSWER: Augustus Cole (prompt on Cole Train)
(JW) Five points each, and a bonus five for all correct, name the five D's of dodgeball.
ANSWER: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, Dodge (Dodge must be said twice)

(JW) Given the Hitchcock cameo, name the movie.
[10] In a newspaper ad for a weight loss product.
ANSWER: Lifeboat
[10] Boarding a train with a double bass fiddle.
ANSWER: Strangers on a Train
[10] Leaving a pet shop with two white terriers.
ANSWER: The Birds

(PS) 1980 produced some really bad movie musicals. Answer the following about them from description, FTPE.
[10] Kira helps Sonny and Danny fulfill their dream of opening a nightclub, and a lot of roller skating ensues. The talents of Olivia Newton-John and Gene Kelly couldn't save Robert Greenwald from the worst director Razzie.
ANSWER: Xanadu
[10] It opens with Steve Guttenberg, playing composer Jack Morell, quitting his job at a record store and roller-skating around New York City. The plot supposedly chronicles Morell's formation of the Village People.
ANSWER: Can't Stop the Music
[10] Canadian pop singers Alphie and Bibi compete at the 1994 Worldvision contest, but lose out to flashy Pandi and Dandi. Their performance still earns them an almost-Faustian deal with music mogul Mr. Boogalow. One takes the contract, and the other doesn't.
ANSWER: The Apple

[Pretty sure the Rolling Stones is a duplicate somewhere]
(BG) For ten points each, Name these rock bands given a part of their current lineup.
[10] Charlie Watts on drums, with Ron Wood and Keith Richards on vocals and guitars.
ANSWER: The Rolling Stones
[10] Eric Singer on drums, Tommy Thayer on lead guitar, and Paul Stanley on rhythm guitar and vocals.
ANSWER: KISS
[10] Dusty Hill on bass guitar and vocals and Billy Gibbons on guitar and vocals.
ANSWER: ZZ Top

[Duplicate with several other The Who questions]
(BG) 40-30-20-10-1. Given a line of the lyrics, name the title of the song.
[40] “I thought I was…”
[30] “But I ain't seen nothing like him”
[20] “What makes him so good?”
[10] “That deaf, dumb, and blind kid”
[1] “Sure plays a mean pinball.”
ANSWER: Pinball Wizard by The Who.

(BG) According to the Recording Industry Association of America, half of the artists in the Top 10 Best Selling Music Artists in the United States aren't from the United States. For ten points each…
[10] The group that tops this list comes from the United Kingdom. They've sold 169 million albums, including A Hard Day's Night.
ANSWER: The Beatles
[10] This group, fourth in the list, also hails from the United Kingdom. However, they specialize in Hard Rock, such as on the album of Physical Graffiti.
ANSWER: Led Zeppelin
[10] Tenth on the list didn't come from the United States nor the United Kingdom. Instead this group, whose highest selling album was Back in Black, hailed from Australia.
ANSWER: AC/DC

(DW) Charles Meigs has theorized that singing this TV theme song is a good way to drive away annoying Asians. For 10 points each:
[10] Name this song about a woman who'll “take you for a ride on a slow boat to China”.
ANSWER: “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?”
[10] “Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?” is the signature song for this vocal group.
ANSWER: Rockapella
[10] A certain breakup required Rockapella to change the original lyrics to the bridge. Name either the original or new location Carmen goes to from Chicago.
ANSWER: Czechoslovakia or Czech and Slovakia

[Possible duplicate with a Pink Floyd tossup]
(DL) Its first part asks “Daddy, what'd you leave behind for me?” and its third concludes “Don't need anyone at all,” though more famous is the second, where a teacher exclaims, “If you don't eat your meat, you can't have your pudding!” FTPE:
[10] Name this song, broken into three on a 1979 double-album, the second part of which was 1980's second-biggest hit.
ANSWER: “Another Brick in the Wall”
[10] The Wall was recorded by this Roger Waters group that also recorded Dark Side of the Moon.
ANSWER: Pink Floyd
[10] On the first track of The Wall's second disc, “Hey You,” these creatures are said to eat into Pink's brain, and later he is said to be “Waiting for” them. One also presides over his trial.
ANSWER: Worms

[Patsy Cline would need to be replaced for this bonus, same with Brittney probably]
5-10-20-30, given lyrics from a hit song entitled “Crazy,” name the performer of that song. Performers who recorded, but did not have a hit, with the song will not be accepted.
[A] “It wasn't because I didn't know enough/ I just knew too much”
ANSWER: Gnarls Barkley
[B] “Baby, thinkin' of you keeps me up all night”
ANSWER: Britney Spears
[C] “You're packin' up your stuff and talkin' like it's tough/ and tryin to tell me that it's time to go, yeah/ But I know you ain't wearin' nothin' underneath that overcoat”
ANSWER: Aerosmith
[D]“I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted, and then you'd leave me for somebody new”
ANSWER: Patsy Cline (do not accept Willie Nelson)

FTPE, name these doo-wop songs.
[10] Originally recorded by the Penguins and performed by Marvin Berry and the Starlighters in Back to the Future, this song claims “I'm just a fool, a fool in love with you.”
ANSWER: “Earth Angel (Will You Be Mine)”
[10] Wikipedia calls this Five Satins song, which claims “I'll hope and I'll pray to keep your precious love,” “THE definitive doo-woop song.”
ANSWER: “In the Still of the Night”
[10] This Orioles hit, one of the first crossover doo-wop hits, comes to the title conclusion about whether “she loves me,” because “she may be acting and playing a part.”
ANSWER: “It's Too Soon To Know”

[Beatles have already come up a good bit, Penny Lane is a repeat]
(AH) Give the Beatles song from a pair of lyrics snippets FTPE:
[10] “And our friends are all aboard / many more of them live next door,” and “In the town where I was born / Lived a man who sailed to sea”
ANSWER: Yellow Submarine
[10] “But when I get home to you, I find the things that you do / Will make me feel alright,” and “I should be sleeping like a log”
ANSWER: Hard Day's Night
[10] “He likes to keep his fire engine clean, / It's a clean machine,” and “On the corner is a banker with a motorcar, / The little children laugh at him behind his back”
ANSWER: Penny Lane

[Partial repeat with Dunkin' Donuts bonus]
(JB) The title character of this song is so small that it's unclear if he'll become wet when submerged in water, or if instead he'll change a fundamental property of the water. FTP,
[10] Name this single by They Might Be Giants.
ANSWER: "Particle Man"
[5/10/20] The song "Particle Man" names three other "Man"s in its lyrics. 5 for one, 10 for two, or twenty for all 3, name them.
ANSWER: Triangle Man; Universe Man; Person Man

(AJ) FTPE, name these characters from The Mary Tyler Moore Show.
[10] This Ed Asner character returned to his print journalism roots in a dramatic spin-off.
ANSWER: LouGrant (accept either)
[10] After the death of her husband Ben, this character moved to San Francisco to star in her own spin-off.
ANSWER: Phyllis Lindstrom [Played by Cloris Leachman]
[10] This character did not get his own spin-off, as actor John Amos was leaving to star in Good Times. This weatherman's departure was explained as a new job in New York as a talk show host.
ANSWER: Gordy (or Gordon) Howard

[Conflict with 24, possible Entourage]
(MB) Identify the following about the “illustrious” television career of Kevin Dillon, FTPE.
[10] By far Dillon's most successful role is playing Johnny Drama, the brother of, surprise, bigger star Vince Chase on this HBO series.
ANSWER: Entourage
[10] Dillon guest starred as Lonnie McRae on the second season of 24. His guest appearance essentially consisted of him holding this cougar-escaping daughter of Jack Bauer hostage in his cabin in the woods.
ANSWER: Kim Bauer
[10] Earlier in his career Dillon played Les Wilton on the House of Horror episode of this other HBO series whose episodes began with the title character popping out of his coffin and cackling at the audience.
ANSWER: Tales from the Crypt (do not accept “Tales from the Cryptkeeper”, that was the animated spinoff)

[Actors form the office already came up, Pam and Dwight already mentioned]
(AH) Name the following about recent anecdotes from The Office FTPE:
[10] This Office secretary walked over hot coals before confessing that she missed Jim; her former fiancé Roy broke a mirror and threw a chair at a bar after hearing that she had kissed Jim.
ANSWER: Pamela Beesley (accept either)
[10] After Office boss Michael announces that his successor will be determined by a day of beach games, Dwight names his beach team Gryffindor, and Jim calls his team by this name in opposition.
ANSWER: Voldemort
[10] When Michael plans separate parties for Phyllis and Bob Vance before they get married, the boys get strippers, and the girls get a costumed historical lecturer dressed up as this American Revolution figure.
ANSWER: Benjamin Franklin