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$$$ I Will Pay CASH For YOUR House $$$
►► I BUY HOUSES CASH (AS IS, FAST CLOSE) ◄◄
♥ ♥ ♥ My Daddy Buys Houses for Cash ♥ ♥ ♥
♦♦ Investor Buys Houses AS-IS (Quick Close, No Hassles) ♦♦
$$$ CASH FOR HOUSES (Any Cond, Any Situation) $$$
♦♦ Local Investor Buyer Seeks Distressed Houses ♦♦
♦♦♦♦ Fixer-Upper House Wanted (Paying Cash) ♦♦♦♦
We will buy your house as-is, for a fair price, on the date of your choice
☎ SELL YOUR HOUSE AS-IS (get a fair price & close on the date you choose) ☎
►► Wanted: BAD HOUSES (Local Investor, Paying Cash) ◄◄
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☎ NEED TO SELL A HOUSE BADLY? ►► www.WeBuyMemphisHouses.com
♥♥♥ I LOOOOOVE FIXER UPPERS. LET ME GIVE YOU CASH 4 YOUR HOUSE PROBLEM :-) ♥♥♥
►► TIRED OF RENTING THAT HOUSE? WE’LL PAY YOU CAN FOR IT ◄◄
►► I BUY RENTAL HOUSES – As-Is – Fast Close ◄◄
AD A-1:
Hi, I’m a local cash house buyer in Memphis, TN and I buy a house or two each month for investment purposes. If you’ve got a “bad house” (or a bad house situation of some sort) and you need O-U-T so you can just move on with your life quickly, then give me a call -- chances are I can help.
I can make you a fair, ALL CASH OFFER on your house, and can close on the day of your choice.
No fees, no commissions, and no hassles whatsoever. I’ll even pay your closing costs.
And I don’t care what condition your house is in, or what the situation is. Trust me, I’ve seen it all and bought probably every kind of house in every kind of situation you can imagine. We specialize in hard to sell homes.
Here’s what to do next:
Give me a call at 901-305-8225 and listen to a free recorded message I left there that explains more about how this works. Then if you want, you can leave me a message there and I’ll call you back discreetly for a friendly chat to see if we’re all a good fit for each other.
There’s no obligation or hassle with this, and we might just buy your house. But we won’t know until we hear about your house and your situation, and then you’ll get a fair, all cash offer.
If you want to know more, then just reach out. Here’s the free, recorded message I made with details for you: 901-305-8225
Or you can reply to this posting, or you can visit my website and tell more about your house over there at www.WeBuyMemphisHouses.com
Cheers,
JP & James, The House Guys
WeBuyMemphisHouses.com
901-305-8225 (free recorded message + voice mail)
AD A-2:
Sometimes life happens, and you end up with a “bad house” situation – whether it’s the property itself that needs repairs or updating you can’t deal with, or maybe just a bad situation at hand that’s got you bent over a barrel in a bad way.
If this is you, then chances are I can help.
I buy 1-2 houses each month in Shelby, Tipton and Fayette counties, and if you really need to sell, I’d be happy to make you a fair, all cash offer. To discuss, call me up at 901-305-8225 -- it’s a free, recorded message, no obligation or anything.
HERE'S THE DEAL: I'm a local Memphian and I love investing in our town. One way I can do this is by paying cash for distressed houses. I can buy in almost any area and any condition, and trust me, I’ve seen it all. So if this is you, and you’ve found yourself badly wanting (or downright needing) to sell a house in area here, then I’d be happy to make you a FAIR, ALL CASH OFFER. I’m happy to buy AS-IS, so you don’t have to worry about repairs or anything, and can pretty much close on the day of your choice.
TYPES OF HOUSES I BUY: I’m great with fixer-uppers, moldy houses, hoarder houses, cat lady houses, inherited from grandma houses, foreclosure houses, probate houses, weird houses, tax sale houses, pink houses, polka dotted houses, alien abduction houses, whatever... I can handle it.
WHO AM I: I’m JP, and my partner James and I are "The House Guys". This is what we do. And for what it's worth, we've been helping people move on from their "bad house" situations since 2001 and have literally hundreds of happy folks we've helped along the way.
HOW IT WORKS: If you have a property that's got you in a bad way, and you just need O-U-T so you can just move on with your life quickly, then call me. I'll size things up discreetly with you, then make you a fair, all-cash offer. I can close in whatever time frame works for you, and will gladly pay for all your closing costs. So no commissions, no fees, and nothing out of pocket. You just get rid of a big headache fast and walk away with a check.
WHAT YOU PAY: Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilch.
No fees, no commissions, and we’ll even pay your closing costs. Easy peasy.
THE BOTTOM LINE: If this sounds like you, then here’s what to do next:
Call me up at 901-305-8225 -- it’s a free, recorded message I made you that explains a little more detail of how this works. After you listen to the message there, you can leave me a message and I’ll call you back so we can talk discreetly about it further.
No obligation, no high-pressure. Just a friendly chat about your house and your situation to see if we can help and if we’re a good fit.
For what it’s worth, I'm just a regular guy, and I treat people like I want to be treated myself. We'll just see if it makes sense and go from there. Sound fair?
Here’s my telephone, with the free recorded message – CALL 901-305-8225
Or my website is www.WeBuyMemphisHouses.com
Cheers,
JP and James
“The House Guys”
WeBuyMemphisHouses.com
AD A-3:
Problem: Got a house you REALLY need to sell? Need to move on in a bad way?
Solution: Sell your house as-is, for a fair price, and close on the date of your choice.
We buy houses in ANY CONDITION. We pay CASH and will cover all your closing costs. No commissions, no fees, no hassles.
We can handle fixer-uppers, moldy houses, hoarder houses, cat lady houses, inherited from grandma houses, foreclosure houses, probate houses, weird houses, tax sale houses, pink houses, polka dotted houses, alien abduction houses, whatever...we can handle it.
Let us make a fair, all-cash offer on your house.
No hassles. No obligation.
Go to www.WeBuyMemphisHouses.com or call James at 901-305-8225 (this is a free, recorded message)
Sincerely,
-JP and James
PS- We’ve been doing this since 2001, and always treat people the way we want to be treated ourselves. “Do unto others…”
AD A-4:
Do you have a house that you reeeeeeally need to sell?
Facing a “bad house” problem? Or maybe just a bad house situation?
Chances are, I can help. I’m a local property investor, and I’d be happy to make you a fair, all-cash offer for your house.
Just give me a call to find out more at 901-305-8225 (free, recorded message)
We are looking for the following types of houses:
Ugly houses, pretty houses, fixer-upper houses, rental houses, inherited houses, divorce houses, burned houses, moldy houses, water-damaged houses, barely standing houses, big houses, small houses, crack houses, haunted houses, alien abduction houses, polka dotted houses, whatever I’m not thinking of type houses… whatever it is, we’re open to it.
What we can offer you:
· A discreet, no-pressure chat about your house, your situation and your options.
· Make you a fair, all-cash offer
· A solid way O-U-T (from underneath your property)
· Solutions you may not be aware of (specifically for your situation)
· Closing in a timely fashion – on the day of your choice in most cases.
· Pay all your closing costs (also you pay no commissions or fees whatsoever)
· Treat you fairly and honestly (the same way we’d treat our own mother)
What you should know about us:
· We’ve been buying houses for 15 years and have a solid reputation for integrity and always treating people right.
· We'll buy your house in any condition, ugly or pretty.
· We pay ALL closing costs associated with the transaction out of our pocket.
· We can often buy regardless of what you owe (even if you're in foreclosure)
· We can sometimes even take over payments.
· We can close super-fast when needed (even in 7 days)
· We only do win-win scenarios.
If you need out of a “bad house” or a bad situation, here’s what to do:
· First, call us at 901-305-8225 (free, recorded message)
· Leave us a detailed message there.
· Then we’ll call you back to discuss further.
· You’ll get a fair, all-cash offer on your property
Or, you can visit our website at www.WeBuyMemphisHouses.com and find out more there.
Cheers,
-JP & James
“The House Guys”
901-305-8225
www.WeBuyMemphisHouses.com
PS - Whatever your situation or need for selling, we’re here to help and to make it as easy as possible, so you can move on with the rest of your life.
AD A-5:
If you’ve found yourself with a house you REALLY need to sell, and you need O-U-T, then this is for you…
We can make you a fair, all-cash offer on your house, and close on the day of your choice.
We buy houses in ANY CONDITION. We pay CASH and will cover all your closing costs. No commissions, no fees, no hassles.
Just give us a call to find out more at 901-305-8225 (free, recorded message)
Here’s the deal…
We are lifelong local Memphians, and we love improving and investing in our home town. We’ve been investing in Memphis area homes for 15 years now, and we actually specialize in hard to sell homes.
So whether it’s a fixer-upper, bad tenants, bad house, bad situation, back taxes, divorce, inherited property, fire damage, even MOLD – doesn’t really matter what it is, chances are we’ve dealt with it and we can help.
So if you’d like to sell your house fast, as-is without fixing it up, then we’d be happy to discuss it with you. Just tell us a little about your house and your situation, and you’ll get a fair, cash offer in a timely fashion, and then a quick, easy sale – I mean instant relief, and completely avoiding all the hassles that typically come with selling through an agent or on your own.
Here’s how we make it easy and convenient when you sell your house to us:
First, we’d like to pay all of your closing costs. This will save you thousands of dollars, because normally when you sell your home, you (as the seller) are responsible for certain closing costs on the transaction. These closing costs would be in addition to any Realtor fees or commissions that you would normally pay.
BUT when you sell your house to me, there is NO Realtor involved, so there are no commissions to pay. And as I've already mentioned, I will pay for all of your closing costs, so chances are you'll end up actually making more money on the sale of the property.
I'll explain everything in clear and easy to understand terms… handle all the paperwork… And of course, you will have everything in advance so that you can have enough time to review, it and make sure that you feel comfortable with everything.
We'll have the whole transaction handled by a licensed attorney and local title company… this way you'll know that everything is being done above board.
Now, most of the properties that we purchase are in need of repairs or updating. As you'd imagine, because of the sometimes substantial expenses involved in doing this type of work, we’re probably not going to be in a position to pay you full market value for your property.
However, I can easily pay you a fair price based on the condition and your situation.
So here’s the bottom line…
We’ll come up with a fair value based on the condition of the property, your situation, and your sense of urgency. If my fair offer is acceptable to you then you'll get cash in 2-4 weeks (or less) and completely avoid having to wait the typical months and months it normally takes to sell a property in this market that needs work.
Also, please know that nobody is going to try and sell you anything, and rest assured that I'm not interested in “convincing” you of doing anything. We’re just local, life-long Memphians who love investing in our town, and are looking to find a few properties right now.
So here's what you have to do next:
· First, call us at 901-305-8225 (free, recorded message)
· If you want, you can leave us a detailed message there.
· Then we’ll call you back discreetly to discuss further with you.
· Then you’ll get a fair, all-cash offer on your property.
Or, you can visit our website at www.WeBuyMemphisHouses.com and find out more there. In most cases, we’re able to give you a firm offer within 24-48 hours.
Cheers,
-JP & James
“The House Guys”
901-305-8225
www.WeBuyMemphisHouses.com
PS - Whatever your situation or need for selling, we’re here to help and to make it as easy as possible, so you can move on with the rest of your life.
AD A-6:
Do you have a house you really need to sell?
I can make you a fair, ALL CASH OFFER on your house, and close on the day of your choice.
· I buy “as-is” – I can buy your house in any condition, ugly or pretty.