Brisbane Thirsty Hash House Harriers
/“Thank God It’s Thirstday”
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GM: / Thunderbox
Run Time: / 6:30 pm start Thursday
Run Number: / 978 31st May 2018
Hare: / Next Week & Heart Starter
Venue: / Scrumpy's Aspley
Scribe: / Pizza
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RUN 978–Return to the Cold at Scrumpy’s All You Can Eat (tables,chairs etc).
A plane load of hashers were hastily returning to Australia from Fiji with only one thing on their minds. Was it the second bang being the bedroom door on their return home? Was it the work piled up? Was it their neighbours’ dogs? No it was none of those things. They were looking forward to the BTH3 run set by Next Week and Heartstarter at Aspley.
It was cold it was hilly it was flat with shiggy reported by the runners, but the SCBS and the walkers just thought it was freezing. I re-call a new Harriette, Like a Virgin making the remark, “I never thought we’d be walking the streets at night in hoodies”.
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When all Circled up with Heart Starter standing in as GM we started with the hare, Next Week front and centre. Apart from the above Speculate said there weren’t enough arrows then after he was accused of stopping on the first corner his remark was, “you’re gonna charge me for that?” Good effort by the hares.
Song - “We had Joy”.
Visitor – Pearl from Canberra but has also ran with Hammersley. His mother made him cum. Song - We tried to sing “Hammersley takes it up the arse” but were stopped. Then Flower wanted to sing “We had joy” but wasn’t stopped. The Flower led us with “Billy Goat” but wasn’t stopped.
Returnees from Fiji – Boxy, Blueberry, Flasher, Flower, Pizza
Boxy said it was a typical establishment. While flower said she didn’t get laid. Then there was Sherbet who got hosed over. Boxy was proud that Hammersley did a good run while Pizza thought they took it you know where, then said there lunch was a load of baloney.
Blueberry reported that there were three nights of partying with bands and Fijian dancers. Blueberry and Pizza both shook the hand of the President of Fiji.
Song – Bula shit
Flower presented the GM with a souvenir gift, not a pearl necklace.
Tammy made the comment that hash is like the scouts. We seem to be lacking in small boys though.
Charges from the run
Shaggy to Lilo – for being observant
Song by Pearl – “Old McDonald”
Lilo to Next Week (aka singe-a–lot) – for turning up a lot.
Song – “Build a bonfire”.
Flasher to Jake the Peg – Over achieving (running).
Song – “What a wank”.
Flower to Heartstarter – child abuse, introducing hop scotch on the run.
Song – “On top of Mt Jihad”.
Jake the Pegto Lilo – Running all over town.
Song – “This is a down down song”.
Announcement – Hash relay is full.
Next week’s run:
Hare: Pizza
Loc: Samford Valley Tavern,Main St, Samford.
Upcoming Events (details on website.)
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From 12 noon
13th-15th July / Two Lips 18th Annual Winter Camping it up Weekend.
Glen Rock National Park (42 km south of Gatton)
Share your nipples
3rd-5th August / 50th Hash Relay
Ridgey Didge @ Lightning Ridge
26th-28th October / Thirsty 1000th Run Weekend
Bribie Island
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