Deviances of Language

I- Ice-breaker

1° Woman, without her man, is nothing.

Woman! Without her, man is nothing.

2° The boy says the teacher is stupid.

The boy, says the teacher, is stupid.

3° Did the lion eat Fred?

Did the lion eat, Fred?

II- Punctuation

1° Period (.): At the end of a statement or command.

 The pen and paper are on the table.  Go to the board and write your name.

After an abbreviation or an initial.

 Feb. Dr. Smith Mr. Brown A.M Ms. Little

2° Question mark (?): After a question  Is he a doctor?

3° Exclamation mark (!): After words, sentences or expressions that show excitement, surprise, or emotion.  Look out! Wow! Oh! Congratulation! What a beautiful dress!

4° Quotation marks (“ ”): To show the words of a speaker.  John said, “The store closes at 9 P.M today.” “Where are the children?” she asked.

Around the titles of chapters, articles, parts of books and magazines, short poems, short stories, songs … Last night, I read the chapter “Grammar is easy” in our book. Then I read the article “Learning English” in the newspaper.

To set off words as words.  The words “affect” and “effect” are often confused with each other.

5° Apostrophe (’): In contractions  I’m Can’t Where’s.

To indicate possession  Bill’s book the girl’s coat the children’s clothes the men’s shirts the boys’ shoes the students’ names James’ car.

6° Comma (,):

To separate items in a seriesshe looked behind the chairs, under the bed, and in the kitchen for her notebook.  We ate sandwiches, potato chips, and fruit for lunch.
Before coordinating conjunctions when they join independent clauses  Frank can speak Chinese well, but he can’t read it.
After an introductory clause or phrase to separate it from the rest of the sentence  After we study this book, we want to take a break.  Because Joe was sick, he didn’t take the test. Looking up at the sky, the small boy suddenly ran home.
After words such as Yes / No / Well when they begin a sentence. Do you want to go to the library? Yes, I do. / Well, I’m not sure.
To separate the words of a speaker from the rest of sentence “Listen to me,” she said  “Hand over the money,” said the mugger, “or I’ll shoot.”
To set off nonessential clauses, nonessential participial phrases and expressions that interrupt the sentence (appositive)  Joan Thomas, who was offered scholarships to three colleges, will go to Harvard in September.  My aunt, working at the Union Trust Company, lives in New Jersey. A syndicated column by Bernice Silverman, the noted writer, will appear in Times news, a local paper. Rabat, which is the capital of Morocco, is in the North Western part of the country.Paris, the son of the king of Troy, killed Achilles.
In dates and addresses  June 9th, 1993  143 main street, L.A, California.

7° Semicolon (;): Between independent clauses not joined by a coordinating conjunction.  You did your best; now let’s hope you pass the exam.  Joseph likes coffee; Kate likes tea.  Take with you only indispensible things; leave behind all heavy and bulky items.

Between independent clauses joined by such words like: However, yet, nevertheless, for instance, hence… Pater was sick; nevertheless, he went to work.  They were well trained; hence, they won the game.

Between items in a series if the items contain commas  the following are members of the new committee: Jan Bates, president of the student council; Allan Drew, president of the service; Helen Berger, vice-president of the honor society; and James Green, a member of the student council.

8° Colon (:): The job of the colon is simply to introduce. A list  there are three countries in North America: Mexico, the US and Canada. A single item  there is one thing that he will not accept: stupidity. A direct speech or quotation  John whispered in my ear: “Have you seen Andrea?” An explanation  there is no need to rush: the meeting will be starting one hour late.  These seat covers are the most durable kind: they are reinforced with double stitching and covered with a heavy plastic coating.

Exercise:

I hate travelling. It makes me very nervous. When I go into an airport, I don’t just feel that there is something wrong with; I know it.

Yesterday, when I landed at Kennedy airport, it started: I had a feeling of fear in my stomach and I asked these questions: “is my passport out of date?”, “have I forgotten the visa?” I stood in the queue and looked and looked at the immigration officer.

  • Wow! That’s amazing!
  • We were leaving the house; the door had to be locked.
  • “Where do you live?” She wanted to know.
  • States included in that area are New York, New Jersey, Maryland, and Delaware.
  • The choice of a camera is difficult (.)(,for)(because)(;), there are many good ones on the market.

III- Run-on sentence

A run-on sentence is a sentence with at least two independent clauses which are forced together instead of being properly connected. To correct these sentences, there are several options:

 Separate clauses using punctuation.

 Separate clauses using a conjunction.

 Rearrange the sentence (add / remove words)

e.g.: a° Fred didn’t hear about the party until Thursday, (,so)(;)(.)(;thus) he had to change his plans.

b° First try to do the exercise by yourself, if you can’t do it, ask your teacher for help.

Exercise:

  • After graduating from college, my mother took graduate courses in environmental studies at night, worked part-time as a reporter during the day, and helped fight fires as a volunteer on Saturdays, since she was very concerned with the condition of the environment she enjoyed all her activities.
  • She had two boyfriends: Frank, my father, and Percival, a neighbor neither one could convince mother to marry for several years Percival tried in vain.
  • Finally father succeeded though she took fewer night classes, mother continued to do research on ecology, eventually she organized an ecology study center for our town.
  • Mr. Brown offered me only thirty dollars, I should be sure. (Misplaced modifier)
  • While taking a shower, the doorbell rang. (Dangling modifier)

IV- Misplaced and Dangling modifiers

A°/ Misplaced modifiers are words, because of awkward placement, do not describe what the writer intended them to describe. Therefore, the sentence can be confusing. So which is correct? They saw a fence made of barbed wire behind the house. Or, they saw a fence behind the house made of barbed wire.

 He served pancakes to the children on paper plates.

I saw a rabbit and a raccoon on the way to the airport.

 He almost brushed his teeth for ten minutes every night.

 The woman bought a dress at the store with green stripes.

B°/ Dangling modifiers are modifiers that don’t clearly relate to any word. Normally a modifier that begins a sentence must be followed immediately by the word it is meant to describe.

 While reading a magazine, Edward sat with me on the bench.

 Hanging on the wall, my mom really liked the picture.

 Covered in mustard and ketchup, John liked the pizza.

Exercise:

 We saw several birds looking out of the window.

 While doing the dishes, a mouse ran across the floor.

 Mary nearly watched two hundred movies last year.

 While camping, I saw an elephant in my pajamas.

 Standing on the balcony, the ocean looked so beautiful.

 We rented a boat from my cousin with two motors.

 Sam found a letter in the mailbox that doesn’t belong to him.

 Dressed in a diaper and drooling, my grandpa was reading a book to his granddaughter.