Commish Corner – Winter Season – Week 3!

Top News and Questions

1.  After a long 2-week break, everyone was happy to be back on the court!

2.  Armageddon goes to 3-0 after defeating only other 19+ A undefeated Ninja.

3.  Snakes also get to 3-0 after defeating their only other divisional undefeated team, RunTNC.

4.  Crowder’s RepeatOffenders gets to 3-0 too!

5.  Brainware and CACI remain undefeated in A/B!

6.  Thangs and Tropics are last 3-0’s in B!

7.  …and of course, the Gaga’s are 3-0, along with perennial powerhouse ZeroGravity!

8.  We’ve got another break this week – this time, MLK Weekend. See you in two weeks!

Week 4 Games to Watch!

1.  Newly rebuilt Dealers take on undefeated CACI!

2.  Boom gets their shot at league-leading Thangs and their superstud Scotty Pitts!

3.  PitBulls vs. Armageddon – enough said!

4.  …and of course, RepeatOffenders vs. K9’s!

FanCam!

Game of the Week – PitBulls over K9s (59-58)

This was an absolute thriller, as K9s got their studs aligned by paying TJ Gwynn his big contract to return! However, he and other superstar Kenny Williams could not get the K9s their first win on the season. “I bet this is the first time in those guys’ history they are facing and 0-3 debacle start, and frankly, I would be embarrassed!” stated a fan who declined to state his name for fear of retaliation. “I would say maybe they need to play the Wizards to assure their first win,” he added. In all fairness, the now-super-powerful K9s had to face a daunting PitBulls team that was expected to be spectacularly successful this season. But on this night, there were only 5 of them and after stud Larry Garland fouled out, the K9s had a power play for the last 3 minutes but still could not pull off a win! “Yea, we spent big bucks on our superstars of Kenny, TJ, and Danny, but it will take time to develop chemistry against these other teams that have been playing together for awhile,” coach Rob stated. Ok, maybe we can buy that, but come on, 0-3 to start and against only 4 guys?! The pressure now really has to be on the K9s to get in the win column and show the world that talent can and should lead to victories! Next up, undefeated RepeatOffenders…oh boy, get your tickets early, as this will be sold out!

Legend of the Week – Krista Jay (Gaga’s)

Krista led the Gaga’s to a dominating win over the heavily talented and defending champ Saints with a powerful 30 points to lead all Legends scorers for the week! You’ve gotta give the LOW to her!

Krista is unstoppable!

Other Action from Week 3!

“In the air”

“Did we just blow a 20 point halftime lead?”

“…sure, but I just hit the game-winner!”

The Top 20 Scorers for the Week!

Team / Player / Points / Comments
19+ A Women Division>Gagas / Krista Jay / 30 / Can anyone stop the Gaga’s?! Krista leads all scorers!
30+ A/B Division>GroundHogs / Andrew Bowen / 27 / Very nice, Andrew!
19+ A Women Division>ViperWolves / Jessica Pelenberg / 26 / “I’m sick of all the Gaga-this and Gaga-that talk”
19+ A Women Division>Saints / Terell White / 25
30+ A Division>Borg / Jess Petitt / 25
30+ A/B Division>MegaMind / John Slattery / 23
30+ Elite Division>K9s / Kenny Smith / 22 / Only 22?!
30+ B Division>Killers / Chris Brandt / 22 / Chris has one of his best games in Legends to take down the mighty “Boom”!
30+ A Division>Borg / Adam Kowalsky / 22
30+ B Division>Thangs / Scott Pitts / 22 / Off night for Scotty?!
30+ B Division>Comanche / Dayuan Zhao / 21
30+ B Division>Tropics / Clay Trivett / 20
19+ A Women Division>Gagas / Chinenye Okafor / 20 / Second Gaga on the list!
30+ A Division>OGs / Shane Williams / 20
30+ Elite Division>HardTarget / Matthew Thys / 20
30+ A Division>Supermen / Kevin Hoverman / 19 / “I traded my #19 jersey for 19 points…I am going to ask for #50 soon!”
30+ Elite Division>Elders / Matt Anderson / 19
30+ Elite Division>RepeatOffenders / Arthur Crowder / 18
30+ Elite Division>K9s / Tj Gwynn / 18 / “I’m just sayin’, That last basket was goooood”!
30+ Elite Division>PitBulls / Larry Garland / 18
19+ A Women Division>ViperWolves / Jayme Harris / 18
19+ A Division>Armageddon / Mike Toth / 18 / “How can I be at the bottom of a scoring list!”

Story by Anonymous.

Pictures courtesy “The Commish”