Date: / 24 April 2017
Hare: / Stop Cock
Location: / Ugly Pizza (Huxley’s) Caringbah
Hareline
Run no.
/Date
/Hare
/Run details
/On In
1599 / 01/05/17 / Venus / Gymea, meet in the car park below the train station (on exiting station turn left and go down the staircase on the left, car park will be in front of you) / Gymea Hotel, I assume…1600 / 08/05/17 / Grewsome / Intersection Hotel, Rocky Point Road, Rockdale / Same
1601 / 15/5/18 / TBA
1602 / 22/5/17 / TBA
Run Report
None
CIRCLE REPORT
Travelling from Maroubra to Caringbah by public transport on a Monday evening is a really unique and fun experience. Only took me an hour and forty minutes to travel, what? About 25k? I even got a lift to Kogarah Station, should have cut my travel time in half but it didn’t. Once there, I made my way to Platform 4 and came across a woman who had been waiting for a train to Bondi Junction for 10 years, surprisingly, she was running out of patience. Being the kind and considerate person I am (and not wishing to spend the next 10 years of my life at Kogarah station) I managed to find a rare species of animal, a Sydney rail employee who could speak English and even better, was rather hunky + handsome, thoughts of going to hash momentarily forgotten until I remembered how old I was. I reluctantly went back and told the lady she should be on Platform One. We had obviously formed a bond, she pissed off dam quick and never even said thank you….
Back to the hash trash. History lesson, not one taught in the HSC curriculum, was given by the venerable Merkin:
The club down the road, before taken over by the Sharkies, used to serve Adam’s Apple, STDs and Herpes. It was known as the local brothel. Then Sharkies took it over and it became a real brothel.
Loan Arranger was a happy man in those days, putting his hand in his pocket paying for pussy and, no wait, forget it! Not turning the trash into a porno production. Well not this week anyway. Now he has Squatting Squaw and believes sex costs him nothing at all…..
Run Reporter
Cold Duck was the brown nosing IT boy this evening. The pack covered the whole of Caringbah, from North to South, East to West. Stop Cock had obviously never bothered understanding the logisiics on how to set a run, he put on-backs from checks. Duck sank to deeper weed ridden brown nosing pond bottom depths by awarding the run 9.5. Back to the sewers the both of you!
Visitor
Ringless
Prick Nominations
Grewsome nominated Ringless who had not shown up for months (claims he was in Jail, poor excuse). DW had dutifully bought last year’s AGPU present every single week but not tonight. DW sans car, therefore sans present. Ringless’ fault of course!
Sir Les picked on our hare of the night, Stop Cock. While laying trail, he began to develop a blister on his pinkie. What does he do? Put gloves to protect his soft and sensitive hands, his pride, not so much
Merkin nominated LA for banging (sic) on about his sex life again, again. When they passed they old “club”, LA was particularly animated about his conquests, yawn.
Dundee picking up on the theme nominated Pig. Seen walking along with an Easter Egg, “So, root tonight, mate?” Dundee asks. “Nah, mate, Pig replies, had one this morning, not likely to get a replay, besides the egg isn’t for Kerry….”
Prickette Nominations
Pig nominated Canookie because she could not remember the run score from three minutes ago. Hey, Pig, we are all getting old, why pick on her?
Duck flipped his beak over the trivia night last Saturday. It was in Turramurra (OMG over the bridge) and to make matters even worse (like, really, really bad) the trivia was held in a church hall so there was, wait for it, wait, wait, NO ALCOHOL….
Pig had it in for the Canadian’s tonight, however, I cannot tell you why because everyone spoke so flipping fast it was hard to write it all down. He said something about telling her to use a glass or an arse or something and Canookie said she always uses a glass or an arse or something
Pick and Prickette: Pig for bragging, Canookie just because and about time
Dates for your Diary
Date
/Event
/Details
SEPTEMBER 2017 / 50 YEARS OF HASHING, SYDNEY / DETAILS ON THE B2H3 WEBSITE SO IF YOU WANT TO BE INFORMED BLOODY WELL READ IT. IF YOU DON’T REGISTER BEFOREHAND, YOU WON’T BE THERE, END OF STORY.14/9/18 to 16/9/18 / Mother Hash 80th. Anniversary – Kuala Lumpur / www.motherhash.com
B2H3 Committee:
Title
/Hash name
/AKA
/Telephone
/Grand Mattress / Tickle / Carolyn Davies / 0402 096 006 /
Religious Advisor / Loan Arranger / Pat Monnox / 0435 905 745 /
Trail Mistress /
Master / Scotch Mist / Grewsome / Moria Frazer
John Frazer / 0434 049 024
0435 818 006 /
Hash Scribe / Jungle Jane / Jane Penney / 9314 3903/
0404 302 089 (home phone works better when at home (duh)…. mobile reception terrible) /
Hash Cash / Dirty Weekend / Joanne East / 0414 587 901 /
Bucket Master / Sir Les / Barry Kerwand / 0413 369 016 /
Hash Rags / Goldmark / Deborah Griffin / 0410 341 562 / deborahgriffin58@
hotmail.com
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