Are You Sure? Doesn't Look Like a Whore's House

Ironic

Destiny Bullard

Creative Writing; Fiction

"There's the house."

"Are you sure? Doesn't look like a whore's house."

"Ha! She ain't just any whore!"

"Oh?"

"Yes. Six men died while laying with her."

"They did not!"

"It's true! The first one had... Asthma, wasn't it? Yeah.. Young lawyer, virgin. Got so worked up, he couldn't breathe. And the second fellow -"

"Congressman, wasn't he?"

"Mmm. Harding. He-"

"Oh! Mm! I remember that! His fat ass had a heart attack!"

"Ahh, and his wife wasn't too pleased!"

"And then there were the brothers! Eighty years old, they were. Had apoplectic fits, at the same time - the instant she touched 'em!"

"Yeah, and the fifth-"

"Enough! Must we?"

"He's right! We should decide who's going in first!"

"Haha, yeah!"

"Well, then. Who's it gonna be? I say, Edward!"

"What?! No!"

"Ha! I second! Go on, Ed!"

"No! I don't want to!"

"Too bad!"

"Majority rules! Let's go!"

"No! I said no! Wait - stop! Let me go, dammit! Ow, Henry!"

"Sorry, Ed! Keep goin'!"

"Oh, damn you all! Don't- Dammit, come back-...damn...."

"Well?"

"M-Madame Lasalle?"

"Good evening, sir. Can I help you?"

"I, er, I was told you, ah... That's to say..."

"Hahaha.... Yes, boy, I'm a whore. You want it, or not?"

"H-how much?"

"Five, darling. Costs money, to look like this."

"Alright..."

"Ooh, he pays upfront. Honest boy. Come on in."

"Thank you, Madame My name is Edward Gracy."

"A pleasure. This way, Mr. Gracy."

"I-oh!"

"Come. Can't be shy and turn back now, can we?"

"N-no... No."

"Good.. Now, let me just... slip this off..."

"Oh!?"

"Hmm, first time with a whore, Mr. Gracy? I do it right."

"I-I'm sure... Ooh!"

"Careful, now... Have to be ready..."

"Oh... ah..."

"There... Isn't that better?"

"Mm... yes..."

"Well, then. Come and get what you paid for, Mr. Gracy."

"Nnn... ah..."

"Relax, young one. This is why you came to me."

"O-oh... Oh, God...."

"Oh, what have we here? Ooh, Mr. Gracy, I should have paid you. Let's get started, big boy."

"Oh! Ah.... Ahem..."

"Ahh... Mmm, that'll fill in everything... Oh, this is going to be fun, Mr. Gracy."

"Yes... ahhh... Oh... That..."

"I know."

"Oh!"

"Hm-hmm... Mr. Gracy... "

"Mmph.... Mmm.."

"O-oh, God.... Madame la-"

"Madeleine... Call me Madeline, big boy."

"Ohh... Ahhh... Mmmmmaaaa.... Mmmph...."

"Hm-hm... That's what they all say!"

"O-ohh... Oh, God.... So... Good....ahh..."

"So hard..."

"Hh....mmmm.....oh, that's.... That feels....nnngggh.."

"Speechless..."

"Oh! 'S nice...."

"Nice? How about this?"

"Uhh...ohh....mmmmph.....so good...."

"Well, then....."

"Ee - ahem... That... That's new..."

"Mmmm, so is this!"

"O-ohh! Ohhhh... Christ... Yes..."

"You're welcome!"

"Mmmm....."

"Oh? How about this?"

"Aahhh...good..."

"Hmm.... Now, Mr. Gracy..... Hand.....here.....oohhhh....ooohhhhh.....ah..."

"Hhhmmm..."

"And...mmphh..the other....here...yes..mmmm..."

"Oohh...ah.."

"Oh....oh, God.... God! Ohh!"

"Hmm.....yes....ahhh...."

"Oh, GOD!.....ahh....oohhh.....again.....Mr. Gracy.....mmm.....again!"

"Nnnn....hmmm...ahhh..."

"Ohh...yess...mmmm....such talented - ah, haahh, uh - hands!"

"Here....how's this?!"

"A-aahhh...hhaaahhh...ohh...... Such a sweet boy....."

"O-oh!"

"Hhhhmmm, I always...hhh..reward consideration..."

"Well...then.... Thank you!"

"Hhh! Oohhh....that's....haaahhhh...Go-od..."

"Hhhh....aaahhhh.....hh"

"Mmmmph....ooh....ooohh....so g.....so good..... Never....mmmm...this good....Mr. Gracy....oh, my God...."

"Mmm..."

"Uuhhnn..."

"Hhhh....c.....c-coming....Oohhh! Aaaahhhhh...... "

"Mmmm...."

"Haahh...huhh.. Now...!"

"O-ohh...aahh..."

"Hnn.... Holy God! Oh, yes...oohhh!"

"Mmm.... Hmmm..... So tight....."

"Mmphh... My God...so good..."

"Mmmm...."

"Faster.... For....tonight...uhhh....Mr. Gracy....you....ohgodohmygod....own me....ahh...ahhh... Make me sweat!"

"Hmmphh....I'll try...."

"Oh.... God, yes..... Mr. Gracy..... Ohhh.... Harder..."

"Mph..."

"Harder..... Oh, yes...y-yesss....oohhhhh....."

"Mmm... Your hands are so soft...."

"Oh...? And...now?"

"Ohhh...."

"Oh.... Mr.... Gracy...."

"Mmm....Madeline....ohhh..."

"Ahhh...... haaaahh.....Mr...Gracy.... Say it again!"

"Oh! Ooohhhh.....oh my God, Madeleine!"

"Yes!"

"Mmm...."

"Oohhh.....nnnggh.... Mr. Gracy.....ahhh.....ahhhh....huhh...ohhh, yes... Congratulations....you're - ooh! - surviving.....mmmm.....a legend..."

"Mmmphh, so soft...warm...firm!"

"Ooh! Oh, Mr. Gracy! Aaahhhh!"

"Mmm...so close...so close...."

"Hhaaahh....ah... Mr....ugh..hnnnn....ohh.....my....ahhh....my...GOD!"

"Mmm....Madeleine..."

"Aahhhh.....oh..my...... my...ah.....uhh...oh...hn-"

"Mmmmm..... Ohh.... Oh, Madeline....."

"Hhhh....aaahhhh.....yes...more!"

"Mmmmph....yes..."

"Ah! O-ohh.....uhhh.....hhhh....oh God...."

"Mmhmmm....oohh...so close....aahhh..."

"Uhh... Y...you last....aahhh...so long! Oohh!"

"Mmm...ohh...good...you're so good..."

"Ohh....ahhh....mmmph....ooh....ooohh....uhhh...... hhhh....ahhhh...... haahh, ahhh.... Mr.... Gra.....cy..."

"Mmm, Madeleine...."

"Nnnn....ahhh, hhaahh, haahh....ohh....m.... Mr.....Gracy....ahhh..."

"Mmmm.... Madeleine..."

"...my..hea.....ahhh....my heart...."

"Mmm, my heart!"

"Hhh....nnn...aahhh...hh-"

"Mmm..... Oh, Madeleine..... Madeleine?"

"....."

"Madeleine!?"

"...."

"...uh-oh...."