Never Gonna Be Your Valentine


I don’t wanna be your valentine,
I don’t wanna be your valentine,
Don’t wanna be your valentine today!
Oh,no, I don’t wanna be your valentine,
I don’t wanna be your valentine,
Pack up your valentine and go away!
You never let me win at games,
You laugh at me and call me names,
So even if you beg and plead and whine,
I’m never gonna be your valentine!

I’m not gonna be your valentine,
I’m not gonna be your valentine,
You’re not the kind of valentine I like!
Oh, no, I’m not gonna be your valentine,
I’m not gonna be your valentine,
Pack up your valentine and take a hike!
You won’t share this, you won’t share that.
Won’t even let me pet your cat!
And yet you borrow ev’rything that’s mine!
I’m never gonna be your valentine!

I might wanna be your valentine,
I might wanna be your valentine,
Don’t tell a soul, ‘cause you know very well
If all my friends knew I was your valentine,
They’d tease me and call me “Valentine,”
That’s why you have to promise not to tell!
But you’re so mean, you won’t keep still!
You’ll tell them all, I know you will!
So even though I think you’re really fine,
I’m never gonna be your valentine!