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This is the earthy tale of love impending nuptials trickery mistaken identities passion and celebration which involves fairies sprites noblemen and hard-handed laborers that takes place in the ancient kingdom of athens greece where mens words were the law and women were subjugated to there will. Our jovial and mirthful story commences when theseus the duke of athens and his bride to be Hippolyta the comely queen of the amazons was planning the pageantry for there forthcoming wedding. They were impatient as would be any red blooded middle aged couple for theyre nuptial day to arrive five days hence on May 1 1600. Theseus had just ordered philostrate his master of revelry to devise some diversion to distract he and Hippolyta until their wedding. Ah hippolyta my pert and noble bride to be let us marry with pomp and much reveling. In other words let us have a jolly good time of it too. Yes my wise and noble mate to be you won me in battle you wooed me with your sword. Lets make a merry joyous thing of our wedding. Lets stop the strife among are 2 nations and have a blast. And suddenly they were interrupted by the arrival of Egeus an angry father who lay before his ruler his rebellious daughter and the 2 young men who professed to love her prodigious problem. As Egeus waxed angrier and angrier he explains that his daughter Hermia a diminutive ball of fire is being wooed by two men Lysander and Demetrius and she would not except his choice of the 2. My noble lord my most disobedient daughter Hermia has been bewitched by Lysander Egeus said. This Lysander has sent her poems and love tokens and he has sang under her window feigning love and he has stole her heart with presents and cunning he continued.