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SMASH THE SKATE – January 26, 2008 - SCRIPT
BLACK = Schedule/comments
RED = Announcers
PINK = Filler (what to say when you need something to say…)
3:30 Locker rooms are available to both teams
4:00 – 6:15 - DCRG and SCDD warm up
5:00 Captains meeting with refs
5:30 Doors open to public
6:15 Equipment check
6:30 START of Event
Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome toSmash the Skate. Tonight, Pittsburgh’s Steel City Derby Demons, The Steel Hurtin’ take on the DC Rollergirls Commanders in Briefs!!! This is going to be a great match up! Later in tonight’s program, we’ll be announcing the winner of our door prize, our 50/50 raffle, and the $250 gift certificate to Jester’s Court Tattoo Shop.
Our door prize this evening is dinner for 2 at Jimmy G’s!
Buy up those 50/50 tickets! Tickets for the 50/50 raffle are one for $1 or 15 for $5. Purchase $20 in tickets, and you will get a chance to take home a $250 gift certificate to Jester’s Court Tattoo Shop in South Side!! Tickets are available at our merch booth and our derby girls will be selling them as well, during the game and during intermission, so be sure to get yours! ALL PRIZES NOT CLAIMED BY THE END OF THE BOUT WILL PERMANENTLY RETURN TO THE DEMONS' LAIR!!
If you have a business card, be sure to drop one in the cookie jar at the table at the front door. Later tonight, we will draw one and the winner will receive ______
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6:30 - 6:45 Demo of the game
All hell would break loose on the track, if it weren’t for the Steel City Derby Demon refs, keeping these wild women in line. Ladies and gentlemen…the refs.
Tim & Sean introduce themselves, introduce the other refs, and do the rules demo.
Pat introduces derby girl co-announcers:
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my co-announcers, Suspencer K. C. from DC! And our derby girl announcer for this evening is Bekkie MK Ultra of The Slumber Party Slashers!!
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6:45 – 6:55 Team/skater intros
DCRG team/skater intros
*See Team Intros/ BRRG (below)CD #1
SCDD team/skater intros
*See Team Intros/ SCDD (below)CD #2
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6:55 - 7:00 National Anthem – Megan Williams on violin
Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for our national anthem, performed tonight by Megan Williams______
7:00 - 7:35 Period 1
Color commentary w/Bekkie MK Ultra and Suspencer K. C. doing play-by-play
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7:35 - 7:55 Halftime – Band, The Botched, then door prizes and 50/50
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Don’t forget to get your 50/50 tickets, we will be pulling the winner right after the band! Derby girls will be coming around selling tickets and you can also get them at our mech booth. Tickets are one for $1 or 15 for $5. Purchase $20 in tickets, and you will get a chance to take home a $250 gift certificate to Jester’s Court Tattoo Shop in South Side!!
If you have a business card, be sure to drop one in the cookie jar at the table at the front door. Later tonight, we will draw one and the winner will receive ______
Please welcome, The Botched!
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Time now to draw the winner of our door prize, so check your ticket stubs! The ticket with the winning number will receive dinner for 2 at Jimmy G’s!
Announcers pull winning ticket.
And the winning number is ______! Congratulations! Please claim your prize at the merch table!
**You don’t have to ask for the winner to come to booth or identify themselves. If the prize isn’t claimed, then the prize isn’t claimed and you say earlier that if it isn’t, it returns to the demons’ lair.
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Raffle drawing – Derby girl will choose child from the crowd to pull the winning 50/50 ticket.
Now it’s time to pick the winner of our 50/50. Our lovely Bekkie MK Ultra is going to need some help!
Bekkie skates out to the rink with the ticket container and chooses a child from the audience to pull the winning 50/50 ticket. The kid gives the ticket to Bekkie who skates back to the booth and Pat announces:
The winner of the 50/50 raffle is number ______! Please claim your prize at the merch table!
And congratulations to the winner of the $250 gift certificate to Jester’s Court Tattoo Shop in South Side! ______! Please claim your prize at the merch table!
Cookie Jar Business Card Drawing
We will now pull the winner of our Business Card Drawing. The winner will ______
Bekkie skates out to the rink with the cookie jar and chooses a child from the audience to pull the winning business card. The kid gives the card to Bekkie, who skates back to the booth and Pat announces
The winner of the Business Card Drawing is______Please claim your prize at the merch table!
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8:00 - 8:35 Period 2
Color commentary w/Bekkie MK Ultra and Suspencer K. C. doing play-by-play
And that concludes the roller derby action for this evening. The SCDD would like to thank all the fans for making our first season such a success!!! Thank you for coming and be sure to stop out in the lobby and meet The Steel Hurtin’ and The Commanders in Briefs!!
Be sure to get your tickets for our season opener March 22, right here at Bladerunners, when The Hot Metal Hellions take on The Wrecking Dolls!!!!!!! Ticket information is available online at
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Filler:
- Don’t forget to stop at the merch table and stock up on Steel City Derby Demons t-shirts and stickers.
- Be sure to get your tickets for our season opener, on March 22, right here at Bladerunners, when the Hot Metal Hellions take on the Wrecking Dolls!! Ticket information is available online at
- 50/50 raffle – tickets are one for $1 or 15 for $5, prize is cash
- Door prize raffle – based on admission or entry ticket numbers. Dinner for 2 at Jimmy G’s
- $250 gift certificate to Jester’s Court Tattoo - Purchase $20 in 50/50 tickets and get a chance for this awesome prize!
- If you have a business card, be sure to drop one in the cookie jar at the table at the front door. Later tonight, we will draw one and the winner will receive ______!
- Be sure to stop by the After Party and buy these gals a drink! We will be celebrating at The Lava Lounge in the South Side. You are all invited!! Directions are in the program!
- A big shout out to our Derby Sisters visiting us from other leagues!!
BRRG Intro – The Reverend Jim
CD #1
SCDD Intro
CD #2
The people of Pittsburgh were restless... they needed something new. From the melting pot of steel and diversity, women of all corners of the city united for one cause. Their hometown awaited the rebirth of Roller Derby. It was The Dawn of the Demons!
Four teams emerged with something to prove. The Bitch Doctors, Hot Metal Hellions, Slumber Party Slashers, and the Wrecking Dolls make up the toughest group of Iron City Pounders this side of the 3 Rivers. Yinz Jagoffs better watch out cuz these ladies will leave you Steel Hurtin.
Here to represent Da Burgh are...... The SteelCityDerby Demons!!!!
She’s ready to teach you some respect for the law… #25 Ally McKill!
# 7 Athena
Putting the booty in blocking….#10 Attaxyl Rose!
Powning all noobs on and off the track… #B45H B.B. Basher!
She’ll take your life, then steal your soul…#303 Beth Death!
This rose will stick a thorn in your side…#11 C.C. DeKill!
She’s lean, she’s mean, she wants to break your legs…#58 The Crippler!
Extra-cheesy flame broiled action…#1/4 lbs. Cheeseburger!
Watch your back, she’s Miss Gross Misconduct 2007…#xoxo Damage Dahl!
Roaring in at a Class C, Helen Fire will send you to burn…Helen Fire!
Leaving a trail of destruction in her path, she’s been classified as a category 5…Hurricane Heather!
The fiery femme fatale, who will punish you for all eternity…#13 LaDiabla!
She’ll leave you with a heart on your sleeve, and kidneys in your bathtub… #NC17 Mel Practice!
She’ll hit you so hard, she’ll put you in a coma…#86 Scary Shiavo!
She’s snot your friend… people…#6 Snot Rocket Science!
An irresistible delicacy, but painfully sweet… # 2 cents…Sugar Plum Scary!
Chuck Norris is legend, Bonecrusher is reality, Captain of the Steel City Derby Demons…#82 Betty Bonecrusher!
On injured reserve:
Like the terminator, she’ll be back… # 24 Mickey McPain!
Giving the term fashion victim a whole new meaning, she prefers using a 50 caliber…Dresta Kill!
Finally, Bustin’, Cruisin’, and Bruisin, Co-Captain of the SteelCityDerby Demons, #36DD Busty Brawler! Please keep Busty in your thoughts, she is in the hospital right now recovering from surgery to her ankle!
Bench managing this evening: Anita Cocktail and B.A.
Thank you to our coach…………………Kill Yinz Red!
The Steel City Derby Demons would like to thank everyone who has helped make this possible… from the beginning of our league, to the beginning of our first travel season!